Administrator of Santa's Naughty or Nice List.
Alabaster is quite a character. He's the only elf at the
North Pole with a university degree. From Oxford no less.
He's a good fellow, but is definitely in an intellectual
world of his own. It figures that Santa Claus has entrusted
one of the most important jobs in the Village to Alabaster.
Namely, the job of Administrator of the Naughty or Nice
He has developed an ingenious system that updates the
Naughty or Nice rating for every boy and girl four times a
minute. That way, Santa Claus has the latest skinny on
everyone and can adjust toy production accordingly.